17 Annoying things people do while they’re driving
1) You
know that driver who’s darting from lane to lane, cutting people off, being a
huge asshole? Then you get up to red light and they’re right next to you, inching
forward, waiting for the light to change so they gun it and stop at the next
light.
2) Then
there’s that guy that’s tailgating you in heavy traffic. He’s riding about a
foot off your bumper with that angry, perplexed on his face. See all that
traffic in front of me, dude? I feel your pain.
3) The
flipside; when there’s not much traffic, and you’re on a four lane road, and
that same guy, probably, is riding your ass. He could very easily go around
you, but no, that wouldn't make sense.
4) Turning
right on red. You know how you’re sitting there behind that car, there’s no
traffic coming, and they just sit there, and sit there, and then the light
turns green and they turn right? Seriously?
5) People
that pass you and then slow down on the highway. I kind of thought you were in
a hurry. But now you’re compelled to go slower so now I have to pass you.
Thanks buddy.
6) Those
drivers that don’t have time to stop for a stop sign or coming out of a parking lot
and pull right out in front of you but then suddenly whatever was the big rush has diminished and they can’t seem to go over 25 mph.
7) People
that think a yield sign means you have to stop.
8) People
that think a yield sign means you don’t have to stop.
9) Drivers
that have to compulsively drive in the right hand lane. You just passed me. You
forgot I was here? Amnesia? Thanks for running me off the road.
10) Tractors.
Need I say more? Anyone who lives in a rural area knows this. You’re on that small
backwoods highway and some idiot farmer is going ten on a tractor. He could
easily pull off and let the 48 cars behind him go, but he just waves and
smiles.
11) When people
drive in the left lane but won’t go over the speed limit. It’s the fast lane,
right? They feel like they’re going pretty fast. You feel like you’ve been
kidnapped.
12) That car
that was behind you but feels like they need to pass you, and then suddenly
they need to stop and turn. Really, dude? WTH?
13) People that
don’t understand turn lanes. Here’s how it works; get in the turn lane, slow
down, stop (if needed), turn left. Here’s how not to; slow down, stop, slowly
move forward, get in the turn lane, then turn left.
14) A driver
that’s looking for something (LOST). Left blinker is on, is this the road, come
to a complete stop, nope. Then they speed up, next road, same thing, on and on
for thousands of miles. It’s usually a florist or a mobile dog groomer.
15) Truck
drivers. LOL.
16) Cabs!!! How
many degrees of stupidity do you need to drive a taxi? I need to get over.
There’s a car there. So I just get over right? Or they’re doing 11 in the
middle of the road looking for a fare.
17) That driver
that feels intent on turning left at that intersection where traffic never
stops. It’s impossible. Never gonna happen. But they persist. You feel like
you’ve been kidnapped. This is how throat punching started, right?
